The funniest thing you’ll see today: Funny or Die has a solution for Apple’s iCloud woes

September 5, 2014


Quite possibly the biggest takeaway from the celebrity photo leak scandal from earlier in the week is that our information in the cloud is never as secure as we’d like it to be. No matter how much time and effort you put into protecting your data, there’s probably someone out there who can hack it. That’s why “Apple” (by way of Funny or Die) has decided to solve the problem once and for all. Rather than hire more programmers to beef up security for the iCloud, Apple has apparently decided to simply not include its cloud storage service on the next iPhone. “Bad people got into the iCloud. Now, nobody can use it,” explains definitely not-real Apple designer John Allisin. Apple’s